#56: I miss all my friends

I have friends in Virginia, Pennsylvania, California and Nebraska. So I have CONNECTIONS. If I ever want to orchestrate a tremndous hoax (like in "Signs) I can call all my friends and they will do they hoax for me. If I ever want to promote an idea or invention of mine, my friends will make posters and walk up and down their streets to promote it--in four different states. If I ever want to upset somebody, I can call all my friends and make snide remarks and people in four different states will be grouchy. If I ever want to prove to one of my friends in another state that I have CONNECTIONS, I can have all my friends call that other friend and prove that I have CONNECTIONS in four different states, representing four divers regions and nationalities.