#60: Something I wrote when I was 10

I wrote this poem seven years ago. I have edited it slightly for clarity and for better rhythm (did you ever notice that the word "rhythm" has no vowels?).

"Cows"
Written by 'Kibitz Jo' before he had conceived this witty nickname. Six years, in fact. In fact, it was in circa 2001 A.D.

Cows are fat, Cows are slow,
unless you make them mad.

All they do is stomach grass
(they all have four, you know)

If I were a cow, you know what I'd say?
Most likely nothing at all,
Cow's words being limited to "moo".